Tuesday, June 16, 2009
I'm into the simple pleasures in life. Here is the scenario that best describes my love life. I meet a nice shape-shifter, candles, dancing, light music, we make quick love and then I eat my lover's body and become the erotic messenger of universal truth. Only those seeking a serious relationship need contact me.
Hey, I have a 6 inch uncut dewlap and I know how to use my forked tongue. My outer humanoid shell allows for discreet and above ground rendezvous. I'm into skin shedding, world domination and walks on the beach. Let's have drinks. I'm the kinda lizard you can take home to mom but you rather take home to your sex dungeon. St8, DDF